As Emperor of the First Galactic Empire, it not only falls to me to defend the Citizens of the Empire from all threats, internal or external, but also to occasionally inform the People of critical developments in matters of taste. This holocron is a record of those decisions.
WHEREAS, there is found a pressing need that matters of Taste most urgent to the People be considered at once,
WHEREAS, there is found an utter and entire Lack of authoritative and definitive Arbitration on these matters within the Empire,
WHEREAS, the Emperor Palpatine seeks above all that all things within His Empire be in its necessary and proper Order,
BE IT PROCLAIMED, that the Emperor Palpatine shall entertain petitions, submitted by the People, that specific Items of Taste be considered by the Emperor during his daily rounds in place of his normal selection. Such submissions may be made via Commentary in these pages, via personal communique with the Emperor, or as a last request prior to execution.
Conclusion: Kill it with lightning!
1 comment:
Hiro, you fucking bastard!
Are you Peter now? Do you do stupid things just because villains tell you to? Sheesh. This is why you don't have any other friends.
Forget destiny, asshole. I wish YOU would lose my number.
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