Kill It With Lightning!: 2008

Friday, December 19, 2008

Day 8: 12/19/2008

Considered: Trigonometric Substitution.

Conclusion: Kill It With Lightning!

Leibniz should consider himself lucky that his convergence theorem did not reach my attention until after press time.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Day Seven: 10/23/2008

Considered: Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.

Conclusion: The Emperor approves!

Day Six: 10/22/2008

Considered: Bikers who think they own the road.

Conclusion: Kill it with lightning!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Day Five: 10/15/2008

Considered: The Ribbon.

Conclusion: Kill it with lightning!

Monday, October 13, 2008

Day Four: 10/14/2008

Considered: Hiro Nakamura

Conclusion: Kill it with lightning!

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Day Three: 10/13/2008

Considered: Alan Greenspan

Conclusion: Kill it with lightning!

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Day Two: 10/12/2008

Considered: The Star Wars: The Clone Wars CGI movie.

Conclusion: Kill it with lightning!

Day One: 10/11/2008

Considered: The Star Trek: The Next Generation novel-based relaunch.

Conclusion: Kill it with lightning!

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WHEREAS, there is found a pressing need that matters of Taste most urgent to the People be considered at once,

WHEREAS, there is found an utter and entire Lack of authoritative and definitive Arbitration on these matters within the Empire,

WHEREAS, the Emperor Palpatine seeks above all that all things within His Empire be in its necessary and proper Order,

BE IT PROCLAIMED, that the Emperor Palpatine shall entertain petitions, submitted by the People, that specific Items of Taste be considered by the Emperor during his daily rounds in place of his normal selection. Such submissions may be made via Commentary in these pages, via personal communique with the Emperor, or as a last request prior to execution.